Okay, so DragonSneeze (https://www.deviantart.com/dragonsneeze) is amazing. Sneezy here has given me (my first) premium membership. That's three months of pure awesome, in case you guys weren't aware. Being an easily amused person, I was obviously immediately captivated by all of the features opened up to me, and so I'm playing with skins and custom boxes. Before long, my profile will probably be filled with lots of cluttery awesome.
And as soon as I hit one thousand views, I'm opening this bee-yatch up to commissions. So let the games begin!
As always, a big 'thank you' to everyone for all of your support and feedback. Rock on, kids.